Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sex

We all know it’s a serious offence to waste police time, but try telling that to the woman who called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband – and that the daughter was better at it.

YES!!!!!

patty cake.....

Tumblr seems to be the only way i still know your alive. But me and Christina are planning on heading out yander for Thanksgiving. We wanted to head to a hawks game but they dont play while we are there so we looked into the Wolves and they play. I really want to hit up a game so as soon as we know when we will be there I will let you know.

jonkross:

damn i miss them, cant wait for school to be done, more trips like that are to be had.

indeed

Huh....

Sittin here eatin the Halloween candy waiting on trick-or-treaters…..i hope they come soon or im gonna have a lot of cavaties.

Why cant they just stay this cute? now hes ripping everything up in site.

Why cant they just stay this cute? now hes ripping everything up in site.

Damnit....

So I am the safety corpsman for a machine gun range monday and tuesday. Im staying the night with the marines out on the range. We have no tents and its supposed to rain monday night into tuesday morning…….yay marine corps.

They really loved me at Bethesda.

The new Clock, Circa 1960’s or 70’s Pabst Blue Ribbon Clock that still works. 55 bucks from some antique mall.

The new Clock, Circa 1960’s or 70’s Pabst Blue Ribbon Clock that still works. 55 bucks from some antique mall.

Not to sound like an asshole or anything but this is just epic. I know the water marks are a boner kill but so is spending the money to remove them.

Not to sound like an asshole or anything but this is just epic. I know the water marks are a boner kill but so is spending the money to remove them.

Chinquapin School in Chinquapin, NC. Built in 1926 and used as a community school, a Community College and a Dance Studio. Going to be demolished in a couple weeks. Pretty nice place.

Chinquapin School in Chinquapin, NC. Built in 1926 and used as a community school, a Community College and a Dance Studio. Going to be demolished in a couple weeks. Pretty nice place.